🍻 The 7 Stages of a Beer Tasting, as Told by Beer Tarot

ByEmily
A stylized photo of seven illustrated beer tarot style cards titled “The 7 Stages of Beer Tarot,” arranged on a wooden surface with colorful fabric. Each card represents a stage in the beer experience—from brewing and bartending to cheers and hangover—blending beer culture with mystical design.

Whether you’re sipping solo or flighting with friends, every beer tasting is a journey. And like any good journey, it deserves a little mysticism.
Enter: the Beer Tarot. Seven cards. Seven moods. One unforgettable night.

🏠 I. THE BREWERY –
The Journey Begins

Stylized beer tarot card featuring a brewery building and fermentation tanks, surrounded by stars and radiant lines. Represents the beginning of the beer journey.

Card: The Brewery
Mood: Crisp. Fresh. Full of promise.
Scene: You’re romanticizing the tap list,
texting the group chat, and Googling “what is a Saison?”
Flavor Pairing: A clean lager or citrusy pale ale—
something that whispers, “we’re just getting started.”

🧙‍♂️ II. THE BREWER –
The Alchemist of Beer Tarot

Illustrated beer tarot card showing a bearded brewer with a headband, holding a pint and stirring paddle beside a brewing vat. Symbolizes craftsmanship and pre-game energy.

Card: The Brewer
Mood: Experimental. Bold. Slightly chaotic.
Scene: Someone’s explaining dry-hopping. No one asked.
Flavor Pairing: A hazy IPA or homebrew with a backstory.

🍻 III. THE TAPROOM –
Social Surge of Beer Tarot

Monochrome beer tarot-style card with three people raising beer glasses behind a bar, under festive lights and bunting. Captures the social peak of a beer tasting.

Card: The Taproom
Mood: Sessionable. Crowd-pleasing. Toast-ready.
Scene: You’re rating flights, complimenting strangers, and debating which beer tastes like “autumn.”
Flavor Pairing: A golden ale or amber—balanced and sociable.

🍺 IV. THE BARTENDER –
Flow Keeper of Beer Tarot

Beer Tarot-inspired card showing a smiling bartender pouring beer from a tap, surrounded by sparkles. Embodies charm, confidence, and flow.

Card: The Bartender
Mood: Confident. Smooth. Slightly stronger than expected.
Scene: You’re flirting with the bartender, tipping generously, and ordering “whatever you recommend.”
Flavor Pairing: A stout or Belgian tripel—complex and charismatic.

✨ V. THE FLIGHT –
Choices in Beer Tarot

Beer Tarot-style card with four beer glasses on a wooden paddle, surrounded by decorative lines and diamonds. Represents choice, curiosity, and tasting variety.

Card: The Flight
Mood: Curious. Pretentious. Loving every sip.
Scene: You’re saying “mouthfeel” and “stone fruit” with a straight face.
Flavor Pairing: A flight of sours, saisons, and imperials—chaotic good.

🥂 VI. THE CHEERS –
Peak Toast in Beer Tarot

Vintage-style beer tarot card with two hands clinking pint glasses in a celebratory toast, framed by stars and radiant lines. Symbolizes peak celebration.

Card: The Cheers
Mood: Sentimental. Loud. Slightly foamy.
Scene: You’re raising your glass to friendship, chaos, and the bartender who gave you a free shot. Flavor Pairing: A celebratory pilsner or sparkling ale.

🛌 VII. THE HANGOVER –
Final Reckoning of Beer Tarot

Humorous beer tarot card showing a person wrapped in a blanket at a table with pizza, beer, and a baby bottle, under rainy clouds. Depicts the aftermath of indulgence.

Card: The Hangover
Mood: Flat. Forgotten. Still in the fridge.
Scene: You’re wrapped in a blanket, sipping water, and wondering if you texted your ex.
Flavor Pairing: None. Just hydration. Maybe a Pedialyte mimosa.

đź”® Ready to Pull Your Own Beer Tarot?

A stylized photo of seven illustrated tarot-style cards titled “The 7 Stages of Beer Tarot,” arranged on a wooden surface with colorful fabric. Each card represents a stage in the beer experience—from brewing and bartending to cheers and hangover—blending beer culture with mystical design.

Every tasting tells a story—and now you’ve seen seven of them. But the deck goes deeper. Whether you’re channeling The Bartender’s charm or bracing for The Hangover’s reckoning, there’s a card for every mood, pour, and party.

👉 Browse the full Beer Tarot deck
and find your next favorite card, sticker, or story.
Your beer destiny awaits.

Want to see more boozy tarot card designs? Check out our 10 Cocktail Tarot Archetypes post.

Cocktail tarot card collection featuring eight illustrated archetypes including The Martini, Lemon Drop, Espresso Martini, Cosmopolitan, Margarita, Old Fashioned, Bartender, and Cocktail Bar – Choose Your Cocktail Tarot Archetype
Illustrated poster titled “7 Stages of a Beer Tasting as told by Beer Tarot,” featuring seven stylized tarot-style cards that humorously depict each stage of a beer tasting—from brewing and bartending to cheers and hangover. Includes Roman numerals, decorative borders, and whimsical beer-themed scenes.
Two illustrated tarot-style cards labeled “V THE FLIGHT” and “VI THE CHEERS,” showing a beer flight of four glasses and a celebratory toast with clinking pints. Includes decorative borders and the website “PICTURESOFBEER.COM” printed at the bottom, with text reading “7 Stages of a Beer Tasting as told by Beer Tarot.

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