🍻 The 7 Stages of a Beer Tasting, as Told by Beer Tarot

A stylized photo of seven illustrated beer tarot style cards titled “The 7 Stages of Beer Tarot,” arranged on a wooden surface with colorful fabric. Each card represents a stage in the beer experience—from brewing and bartending to cheers and hangover—blending beer culture with mystical design.

Whether you’re sipping solo or flighting with friends, every beer tasting is a journey. And like any good journey, it deserves a little mysticism.
Enter: the Beer Tarot. Seven cards. Seven moods. One unforgettable night.

🏠 I. THE BREWERY
The Journey Begins

Card: The Brewery
Mood: Crisp. Fresh. Full of promise.
Scene: You’re romanticizing the tap list,
texting the group chat, and Googling “what is a Saison?”
Flavor Pairing: A clean lager or citrusy pale ale—
something that whispers, “we’re just getting started.”

🧙‍♂️ II. THE BREWER
The Alchemist of Beer Tarot

Card: The Brewer
Mood: Experimental. Bold. Slightly chaotic.
Scene: Someone’s explaining dry-hopping. No one asked.
Flavor Pairing: A hazy IPA or homebrew with a backstory.

🍻 III. THE TAPROOM
Social Surge of Beer Tarot

Card: The Taproom
Mood: Sessionable. Crowd-pleasing. Toast-ready.
Scene: You’re rating flights, complimenting strangers, and debating which beer tastes like “autumn.”
Flavor Pairing: A golden ale or amber—balanced and sociable.

🍺 IV. THE BARTENDER
Flow Keeper of Beer Tarot

Card: The Bartender
Mood: Confident. Smooth. Slightly stronger than expected.
Scene: You’re flirting with the bartender, tipping generously, and ordering “whatever you recommend.”
Flavor Pairing: A stout or Belgian tripel—complex and charismatic.

✨ V. THE FLIGHT
Choices in Beer Tarot

Card: The Flight
Mood: Curious. Pretentious. Loving every sip.
Scene: You’re saying “mouthfeel” and “stone fruit” with a straight face.
Flavor Pairing: A flight of sours, saisons, and imperials—chaotic good.

🥂 VI. THE CHEERS
Peak Toast in Beer Tarot

Card: The Cheers
Mood: Sentimental. Loud. Slightly foamy.
Scene: You’re raising your glass to friendship, chaos, and the bartender who gave you a free shot. Flavor Pairing: A celebratory pilsner or sparkling ale.

🛌 VII. THE HANGOVER
Final Reckoning of Beer Tarot

Card: The Hangover
Mood: Flat. Forgotten. Still in the fridge.
Scene: You’re wrapped in a blanket, sipping water, and wondering if you texted your ex.
Flavor Pairing: None. Just hydration. Maybe a Pedialyte mimosa.

đź”® Ready to Pull Your Own Beer Tarot?

Every tasting tells a story—and now you’ve seen seven of them. But the deck goes deeper. Whether you’re channeling The Bartender’s charm or bracing for The Hangover’s reckoning, there’s a card for every mood, pour, and party.

👉 Browse the full Beer Tarot deck
and find your next favorite card, sticker, or story.
Your beer destiny awaits.

Want to see more boozy tarot card designs? Check out our 10 Cocktail Tarot Archetypes post.

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