Forget the sugar rush — we’re here for the cocktail buzz. Whether you’re hosting a haunted happy hour, mixing up a cauldron of cocktails, or just sipping something seasonal while you hand out treats, these boozy drinking quotes will have you grinning like a tipsy jack-o’-lantern!
From wine-loving ghouls to beer-drinking phantoms, here are 12 spirited Halloween sayings to toast the spooky season.
1. Candy is Dandy, But Wine is Divine 🍷
Because sometimes the best treat is a perfectly poured glass of wine — no trick required.
2. Drink Local Boos 🍺
Support your neighborhood brewery and keep the spirits really close to home.
3. Drink Up, Witches 🍸
A little lime, a sprig of rosemary, and a whole lot of sass — the perfect potion for a wicked night.
4. Dying for a Drink 🍊
Some thirsts just won’t rest in peace. This one’s for the ghouls who’d cross dimensions for happy hour.
5. Eat, Drink & Be Scary 🍹
The ultimate Halloween mantra: a margarita in one hand, candy in the other.
6. Ghouls Just Wanna Have Fun 🥂
Champagne, laughter, and a playlist that’s equal parts spooky and sparkly.
7. I’m No Witch, But
I Love a Good Brew 🍺
For the beer lovers who know that hops are just another kind of magic.
8. Here for the Boos 🍹
Forget the candy — you came for the cocktails!
9. Let’s Get Sheetfaced 🍋
A pun so good it’s scary — and the perfect excuse to mix another round.
10. More Boos Please 🍹
Because one cocktail is never enough when the night is young and the cauldron’s full.
11. Raise Your Spirits 🍸
A toast to good friends, good drinks, and the kind of ghost stories that get better with each sip.
12. Trick or Treat, Give Me Something Good to Drink 🍹
Swap the candy for citrus and mint — this is how adults do Halloween.
🕯️ How to Use These Drinking Quotes
- Print them on party invites or drink menus to set the spooky mood
- Add them to your Instagram captions for instant seasonal charm
- Send them to a friend or share them on your social media for a laugh
- Grab the sticker version from our Etsy store and bring the boozy ghosts to life
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