Are you the type of person who can’t resist a good glass of wine and sharing a laugh with friends? Then you’re in for a treat! We’ve rounded up 15 hilarious wine puns that are guaranteed to make everyone smile!
From wine enthusiasts to casual drinkers anyone can appreciate a good laugh. Whether you enjoy sipping on a glass of red wine or a chilled white wine, these funny sayings are perfect for you! So go ahead and pour yourself a little wine, sit back, and get ready to raise your glass!
1. Wine: Cheaper than therapy.
Why spend hundreds on therapy when a bottle of fine wine can do the trick? Sometimes you just need to relax and let a glass of wine work its magic!
2. Save Water, Drink Wine.
A great reminder that while glasses of water are important, sometimes a glass of wine is what you really need.
3. Today’s Good Mood is Sponsored by Wine.
Who needs a mood booster when you have wine? Let everyone know that your happiness has a lot of love from your favorite wine in it.
4. Know When to Give Up and Have a Glass of Wine.
We all have those days when nothing goes right. When you’ve had enough, remember to enjoy a little bit of wine—it’s the perfect solution for almost anything!
5. “Trust Me, You Can Dance” – Wine.
Wine has a way of giving us the confidence to hit the dance floor, even if our moves are more like ‘pour decisions’ than professional ones.
6. Drink Happy Thoughts.
A good bottle of wine can turn any bad day into a grape time. Just grab a glass of wine, and suddenly, everything seems a bit brighter!
7. If a Glass is Good for You, Imagine What a Bottle Can Do.
A glass of wine is great, but a whole bottle? That’s an even better time!
8. Never Complain, Just Wine.
Why whine when you can wine? This pun is a funny way to remind everyone to take life’s challenges in stride—with a glass of wine in hand, of course.
9. Wine is Like Duct Tape, It Fixes Everything.
Whether you’re dealing with a tough day or a broken heart, a glass of wine is the ultimate fixer-upper. It’s called wine therapy and it’s always on hand.
10. I Cook with Wine, Sometimes I Even Add it to the Food.
For the culinary wine connoisseurs out there, this pun is a kitchen classic! A good bottle of wine isn’t just for drinking—it’s also a key ingredient in many great meals!
11. Wine a Bit, You’ll Feel Better.
When life gets tough, wine a bit! This pun is perfect for those moments when you need a little help to unwind and feel better.
12. My Doctor Says I Need Glasses.
Doctor’s orders! We’re just taking doc’s advice!
13. Stop and Smell the Rosé.
Life moves fast, but this wine pun is a gentle reminder to slow down and enjoy the little things—like a chilled glass of rosé on a warm day.
14. Wine Improves with Age. I Improve with Wine.
As the wine gets better, so do we!
15. Hakuna Mo’ scato—It Means Drink Wine.
No worries, just wine! This playful twist on a classic phrase is perfect for wine enthusiasts who love a good laugh and a sweet glass of Moscato.
Whether you’re heading to a wine tasting, a happy hour, or just enjoying a quiet evening at home, these funny wine sayings are sure to make you smile the next time you raise a glass! You can grab our Funny Wine Sticker Set and more gifts on our Etsy page. Share them with friends and you’ll be the life of the party!
