Not everyone is a fan of love and romance, and that’s perfectly okay! If you’d rather enjoy a good drink than get caught up in the mushy stuff, these funny anti love sayings are just for you. Whether you’re celebrating Valentine’s Day or just need a good laugh, below you’ll find the right quote to bring a smile to your face.

1. “Single, Taken, Thirsty

A true love story. Sometimes, the best relationship is with your favorite drink.

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2. “Music is My Love Language

Who needs love when you have the perfect playlist? Pour yourself a glass of wine and enjoy your favorite tunes!

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3. “I Love Cocktails

Because a good cock…tail never lets you down.

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4. “Talk Dirty to Me

Extra olives, please! And we prefer them stuffed.

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5. “Martinis are My Love Language

Shaken, stirred, on the rocks, or with a twist – however you like it, martinis are always a good idea!

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6. “Love Stinks, Let’s Drink

When love fails, there’s always a drink willing to comfort you.

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7. “Drinks First, Love Later

Priorities, right?

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8. “Snacks are My Love Language

Good Food = Good Mood. Pair your drink with some delicious snacks, and you’re all set.

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9. “Not Today, Cupid

Cupid can take a break; it’s time for a drink.

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10. “Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, You Look Thirsty, Let’s Go Have a Brew

Aww, a love poem. Who wouldn’t want to receive such a thoughtful love letter?

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These anti love sayings are perfect for anyone who prefers a good drink over romance. Find these designs available in our Etsy store.

Want more funny alcohol sayings? Check out these Funny Wine Puns!

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