Not everyone is a fan of love and romance, and that’s perfectly okay! If you’d rather enjoy a good drink than get caught up in the mushy stuff, these funny anti love sayings are just for you. Whether you’re celebrating Valentine’s Day or just need a good laugh, below you’ll find the right quote to bring a smile to your face.
1. “Single, Taken, Thirsty“
A true love story. Sometimes, the best relationship is with your favorite drink.

2. “Music is My Love Language“
Who needs love when you have the perfect playlist? Pour yourself a glass of wine and enjoy your favorite tunes!

3. “I Love Cocktails“
Because a good cock…tail never lets you down.

4. “Talk Dirty to Me“
Extra olives, please! And we prefer them stuffed.

5. “Martinis are My Love Language“
Shaken, stirred, on the rocks, or with a twist – however you like it, martinis are always a good idea!

6. “Love Stinks, Let’s Drink“
When love fails, there’s always a drink willing to comfort you.

7. “Drinks First, Love Later“
Priorities, right?

8. “Snacks are My Love Language“
Good Food = Good Mood. Pair your drink with some delicious snacks, and you’re all set.

9. “Not Today, Cupid“
Cupid can take a break; it’s time for a drink.

10. “Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, You Look Thirsty, Let’s Go Have a Brew“
Aww, a love poem. Who wouldn’t want to receive such a thoughtful love letter?

These anti love sayings are perfect for anyone who prefers a good drink over romance. Find these designs available in our Etsy store.
Want more funny alcohol sayings? Check out these Funny Wine Puns!
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