Ready to shake up your sticker stash? Whether you’re hosting a girls’ night, stuffing stockings, or just need a laugh with your martini, these cocktail stickers are here to serve sarcasm with a splash of adult humor. From dirty drinks to angelic chaos, we’ve got a sticker for every martini drinking mood.
8 Cocktail Stickers That Stir Up Laughs and Good Times
1.🍸 Twinkle Twinkle, Tipsy Star
“Twinkle twinkle little star, point me to the nearest bar.”
This sticker is basically your inner monologue in rhyme form. It’s perfect for decorating coolers, party invites, or your emotional support water bottle.
2.🍸 I Like It Dirty
A martini glass, three olives, and a high heel—this sticker doesn’t just flirt, it winks. Whether you’re a dirty martini devotee or just love a good pun, this one’s a must-have for bar carts and bachelorette bags.
3.🍸 A Martini a Day Keeps the Worries Away
Vintage vibes meet modern coping mechanisms. This retro glam sticker is ideal for journaling, gifting, or reminding yourself that self-care sometimes comes with an olive.
4.🍸 Shaken Not Stirred
James Bond who? This sticker features a pair of legs playfully poking out of a martini glass—equal parts classy and chaotic. Stick it on your laptop, your flask, or your emotional baggage.
5.🍸 I Need a Huge Cocktail
A sticker that screams “I’ve had a week,” this one’s perfect for fridge décor or gifting to your most dramatic dirty minded friend.
6.🍸 Pour Decision Maker
A lounging cherub in a martini glass? Say less. This sticker is for the lovable mess-makers and spontaneous party planners. Stick it on your planner, your tumbler, or your “oops” moments.
7. 🍸 Olive the Good Times
“Olive the good times start with a martini” A pun so smooth it should be served chilled. This sticker is a celebration of good vibes, good drinks, and good company. Great for gifting, journaling, or jazzing up your barware.
8.🍸 Let’s Get Dirty
Minimalist, flirty, and straight to the point. This line-drawn martini glass says “party” without shouting. Perfect for notebooks, phone cases, or your next cocktail crawl.
No matter your cocktail of choice, these stickers are here to stir up smiles and splash a little humor into your day.
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