10 Anti Love Sayings for Those Who Would Prefer a Drink

Not everyone is a fan of love and romance, and that’s perfectly okay! If you’d rather enjoy a good drink than get caught up in the mushy stuff, these funny anti love sayings are just for you. Whether you’re celebrating Valentine’s Day or just need a good laugh, below you’ll find the right quote to bring a smile to your face.

1. “Single, Taken, Thirsty

A true love story. Sometimes, the best relationship is with your favorite drink.

Red wine glass with heart-shaped liquid and checkboxes: single, taken, thirsty—with “thirsty” checked. A witty take on relationship status.

2. “Music is My Love Language

Who needs love when you have the perfect playlist? Pour yourself a glass of wine and enjoy your favorite tunes!

Illustration of a heart-shaped vinyl record with a needle, set against a pink-red background. Caption celebrates music as a form of emotional expression.

3. “I Love Cocktails

Because a good cock…tail never lets you down.

Stylized pink cocktail with heart-shaped garnish and ribbon-tied stem. Caption reads “I ♥ cocktails,” blending bold and cursive fonts for a cheeky, flirty vibe.

4. “Talk Dirty to Me

Extra olives, please! And we prefer them stuffed.

5. “Martinis are My Love Language

Shaken, stirred, on the rocks, or with a twist – however you like it, martinis are always a good idea!

Martini glass with pink liquid and heart-shaped garnish, ribbon-tied stem, and romantic caption. A whimsical nod to martini lovers.

6. “Love Stinks, Let’s Drink

When love fails, there’s always a drink willing to comfort you.

Pink cocktail with a heart stirrer and bold text saying “Love Stinks, Let’s Drink.” A humorous take on heartbreak with a drink-first attitude.

7. “Drinks First, Love Later

Priorities, right?

Illustration of a woman lounging inside a large cocktail glass, holding a drink with the caption “Drinks first, love later.” Playful and glamorous design celebrating social drinking over romance.

8. “Snacks are My Love Language

Good Food = Good Mood. Pair your drink with some delicious snacks, and you’re all set.

Four heart-shaped cookies with icing and sprinkles on a pastel background. Caption celebrates snacks as a form of affection.

9. “Not Today, Cupid

Cupid can take a break; it’s time for a drink.

Stylized Cupid with wings and a shushing gesture, set against a pink-red background. Caption humorously rejects romantic advances.

10. “Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, You Look Thirsty, Let’s Go Have a Brew

Aww, a love poem. Who wouldn’t want to receive such a thoughtful love letter?

Watercolor pint of beer with a pink heart and a playful poem: “Roses are red, violets are blue, you look thirsty, let’s go have a brew.”

These anti love sayings are perfect for anyone who prefers a good drink over romance. Find these designs available in our Etsy store.

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